Swedish Computer Terms Sign

• Log On: Makin’ da vood stove hotter!!
• Log Off: Don’t add no more vood!!
• Monitor: Keepin’ an eye on da vood!!
• Download: Gettin’ da vood off da truck!!
• Mega Hertz: Ven yer not careful gettin’ da firevood!!
• Floppy Disc: Vat yew get from tryin’ tew carry tew much vood!!
• Ram: Dat ting dat splits da vood!!
• Hard Drive: Gettin’ home in da vinter time in da snow!!
• Prompt: Vat da mail ain’t in da vinter time!!
• Windows: Vat yew shut ven it’s cold outside!!
• Screen: Vat yew shut ven it’s black fly season!!
• Byte: Vat dem dang black flies do!!
• Chip: Munchies fer da TV!!
• Microchip: Vat’s in da bottom of da munchies bag!!
• Modem: Vat yew did tew da hay fields!!
• Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix’s wife!!
• Laptop: Vhere da kitty sleeps!!
• Keyboard: Vhere yew hang da keys!!
• Software: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes!!
• Mouse: Vat eats da grain in da barn!!
• Mainframe: Holds up da barn roof!!
• Random Access Memory: Ven yew can’t remember vat yew paid fer da rifle, ven yer wife asks!!
• Motherboard: Ven da Mama goes fishin!!
• Port: Fancy vine!!

At the bottom, it says Swedish Gift Store.